New Mommyisms

My ‘obscene’ 2012 New Year’s card. U be the judge. http://t.co/nSChArRw

Merry Christmas to Me: Child labor at my house. http://t.co/npp4ysOm #TheFabMom

Is it acceptable to polish off the animal crackers in my baby’s easter basket for late breakfast?

Does the easter bunny take credit cards, or just in LA? #thegrove

Barbie will always be #1 in my book anyways. Court rejects Mattel’s Bratz doll copyright claim http://on.msnbc.com/gzMwFp

Breaks my heart. Talented filmmaker+journalist killed in Libya - http://bit.ly/hTqBnB #cnn #restrepo

Fab sunday! Early Easter with baby+grandparents… Next up: @khloeandlamar. 30 min and counting.

RT @THR: ‘Rio’ and ‘Scream 4’ in Box Office Battle http://bit.ly/fyUCEW

Happy Friday! Got doggy style? Check The Fab Mom! RT @: http://tinyurl.com/3hv639d

Fab Find: Doggy style. http://p.ost.im/p/tKYN5

“Social Media Week Announces Dates & Initial Line Up of Cities for September 2011 Conference: http://bit.ly/fYRegR #smw11”

Who’s hungry? @weelicious will feed your soul! (it fed mine!) Check VIDEO! http://t.co/HClFTT6 via @youtube